Chocolate Eclair

Having a shit in someones laptop then closing the lid so that it squidges out the bottom

i am going to give you a chocolate eclair if you carry on

by Deverill_is_the_bug_man July 28, 2011

Chocolate Jesus

A formed chocolate bar in the shape of the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

I gave that self rightious preachy fat bitch a chocolate Jesus for Christmas. She loved it and then ate Christ's head.

by [e-mail] December 24, 2004

Box of chocolates

A mysterious box of candy (can be heart-shaped) in which one never picks the actual chocolates with confidence.

Yuck! After eating the chocolate with orange filling, I'm going to have to eat another 7 or 8 of these from the box of chocolates to wash down that nasty aftertaste.

by G Z April 7, 2009

Chocolate Perfume

A fart. Flatulence. Smelling of ass. Excessive stinky ass-gas in the alimentary canal that is passed through the rectum, and is fun for everyone.

dude#1: "Check it out man, Chocolate Perfume!"
dude#2: "Huh? What are you..." (dude#2 sniffs twice) "aww man!!"

"Who's wearing chocolate perfume?!"

"I swear that chick was wearing some chocolate perfume"

by drooksy June 5, 2010

Chocolate Cupcake

When a man poops in a toilet then proceeds to ejaculate on the poop. This Frosting the Chocolate Cupcake.

My day just doesn't feel right if I skip my morning chocolate cupcake.

by thewalrus April 8, 2017

chocolate twizzler

Verb: Man or Girl takes their pants off, bends their knees and while shitting profoundly spins around in a circle, giving the stream of feces the twizzler look.

Dont fuck my grandmother she will give you some chocolate twizzlers when you pull out

by telemofop April 13, 2010

Chocolate Gumdrop

When your girl is riding reverse cowgirl and pinches off a turd in your bellybutton

Every time jenn rides me reverse cowgirl i end up with a chocolate gumdrop!

by Jennnfromtheblock May 28, 2016