she didn't like the taste of my chocolate lollypop
by ptotheobizzle May 03, 2006
I gave that self rightious preachy fat bitch a chocolate Jesus for Christmas. She loved it and then ate Christ's head.
by x96merrill3@hotmail.com December 25, 2004
A mysterious box of candy (can be heart-shaped) in which one never picks the actual chocolates with confidence.
Yuck! After eating the chocolate with orange filling, I'm going to have to eat another 7 or 8 of these from the box of chocolates to wash down that nasty aftertaste.
by G Z April 08, 2009
A build up of semen in throat. Can be fatal in some cases. Is worse in cases when cum has been drank from a goblet of some sort.
'yo dude did that girl give you a blowjob then?' 'shit yeah but she got really bad chocolate throat'
by money&shoes November 18, 2013
by Charles boyle October 29, 2018
When your wiping your ass and your finger accidentally tears through the toilet paper unnoticed. Can be especially problematic if you scratch your nose later on.
by Tnp12rocks March 29, 2017
A fart. Flatulence. Smelling of ass. Excessive stinky ass-gas in the alimentary canal that is passed through the rectum, and is fun for everyone.
dude#1: "Check it out man, Chocolate Perfume!"
dude#2: "Huh? What are you..." (dude#2 sniffs twice) "aww man!!"
"Who's wearing chocolate perfume?!"
"I swear that chick was wearing some chocolate perfume"
dude#2: "Huh? What are you..." (dude#2 sniffs twice) "aww man!!"
"Who's wearing chocolate perfume?!"
"I swear that chick was wearing some chocolate perfume"
by drooksy June 05, 2010