Chocolate Eclair

Having a shit in someones laptop then closing the lid so that it squidges out the bottom

i am going to give you a chocolate eclair if you carry on

by Deverill_is_the_bug_man July 28, 2011

Box of chocolates

A mysterious box of candy (can be heart-shaped) in which one never picks the actual chocolates with confidence.

Yuck! After eating the chocolate with orange filling, I'm going to have to eat another 7 or 8 of these from the box of chocolates to wash down that nasty aftertaste.

by G Z April 7, 2009

Chocolate Jesus

A formed chocolate bar in the shape of the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

I gave that self rightious preachy fat bitch a chocolate Jesus for Christmas. She loved it and then ate Christ's head.

by [e-mail] December 24, 2004

chocolate throat

A build up of semen in throat. Can be fatal in some cases. Is worse in cases when cum has been drank from a goblet of some sort.

'yo dude did that girl give you a blowjob then?' 'shit yeah but she got really bad chocolate throat'

by money&shoes November 18, 2013

Chocolate Wind

The act of sharting on someone's face. Higher degrees of a Chocolate Wind are the Chocolate Storm and the Chocolate Katrina

I was trying to give Sarah a hot lunch, but all i could muster was a Chocolate Wind

by fatgianthead December 10, 2006

Chocolate Mancake

When one man jizzes on a black man's ass.

Nick: "How was your night last night?"
Michael: "I got chocolate mancaked in the bathroom again."
Nick: "Wow thats rough"

by Orangemohawk October 19, 2010

Chocolate finger

When your wiping your ass and your finger accidentally tears through the toilet paper unnoticed. Can be especially problematic if you scratch your nose later on.

No thanks, I don't need a hug, looks like you got a chocolate finger

by Tnp12rocks March 28, 2017