Chocolate River

The chocolate river involves a girl eating a mass amount of taco bell, and then having vaginal sex from behind. During which she suprises him by unloading all of her diarrea onto the mans stomach, hips, and of course his genitals, making a sort of river from her anus.

"After giving my girlfriend the dirty sanchez she got her revenge with a chocolate river!"

by Willy's Wonka August 15, 2009

Box of chocolates

A mysterious box of candy (can be heart-shaped) in which one never picks the actual chocolates with confidence.

Yuck! After eating the chocolate with orange filling, I'm going to have to eat another 7 or 8 of these from the box of chocolates to wash down that nasty aftertaste.

by G Z April 7, 2009

Chocolate Jesus

A formed chocolate bar in the shape of the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

I gave that self rightious preachy fat bitch a chocolate Jesus for Christmas. She loved it and then ate Christ's head.

by [e-mail] December 24, 2004

chocolate fluffernutter

a delicious sandwich that includes chocolate, marshmallows, and peanut butter, preferably pressed hot in a panini.

I was going to eat something healthy, but then I said, "Fuck it, I'll have a chocolate fluffernutter."

by eirishis February 12, 2008

Chocolate Rain

Chocolate rain
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
Chocolate rain
A baby born will die before the sin
Chocolate rain
The school books say it can't be here again
Chocolate rain
The prisons make you wonder where it went
Chocolate rain
Build a tent and say the world is dry
Chocolate rain
Zoom the camera out and see the lie
Chocolate rain
Forecast to be falling yesterday
Chocolate rain
Only in the past is what they say
Chocolate rain
Raised your neighborhood insurance rates
Chocolate rain
Makes us happy 'livin in a gate
Chocolate rain
Made me cross the street the other day
Chocolate rain
Made you turn your head the other way
Chocolate rain
History quickly crashing through your veins
Chocolate rain
Using you to fall back down again
Chocolate rain
History quickly crashing through your veins
Chocolate rain
Using you to fall back down again
Chocolate rain
Seldom mentioned on the radio
Chocolate rain
It's the fear your leaders call control
Chocolate rain
Worse than swearing worse than calling names
Chocolate rain
Say it publicly and you're insane
Chocolate rain
No one wants to hear about it now

Chocolate rain
Wish real hard it goes away somehow
Chocolate rain
Makes the best of friends begin to fight
Chocolate rain
But did they know each other in the light?
Chocolate rain
Every February washed away
Chocolate rain
Stays behind as colors celebrate
Chocolate rain
The same crime has a higher price to pay
Chocolate rain
The judge and jury swear it's not the face
Chocolate rain
History quickly crashing through your veins
Chocolate rain
Using you to fall back down again
Chocolate rain
History quickly crashing through your veins
Chocolate rain
Using you to fall back down again
Chocolate rain
Dirty secrets of economy
Chocolate rain
Turns that body into GDP
Chocolate rain
The bell curve blames the baby's DNA
Chocolate rain
But test scores are how much the parents make
Chocolate rain
Flippin' cars in France the other night
Chocolate rain
Cleans the sewers out beneath Mumbai
Chocolate rain
'Cross the world and back it's all the same
Chocolate rain
Angels cry and shake their heads in shame
Chocolate rain
Lifts the ark of paradise in sin
Chocolate rain
Which part do you think you're livin' in?
Chocolate rain
More than marchin', more than passing law
Chocolate rain
Remake how we got to where we are
Chocolate rain
History quickly crashing through your veins
Chocolate rain
Using you to fall back down again
Chocolate rain
History quickly crashing through your veins
Chocolate rain
Using you to fall back down again

by Bad C dev July 25, 2021

chocolate mouth

When you sloppily french kiss with a mouth full of Hershey's chocolate syrup.

Last night my sister and i performed passionate chocolate mouth.

by Dongle flongle July 20, 2019

Chocolate Wind

The act of sharting on someone's face. Higher degrees of a Chocolate Wind are the Chocolate Storm and the Chocolate Katrina

I was trying to give Sarah a hot lunch, but all i could muster was a Chocolate Wind

by fatgianthead December 10, 2006