When you have an impromptu bate sesh and are forced to finish in your hand due to lack of proper planning i.e. Tissue etc.
I suddenly got horny and decided to beat off. I didn't have any tissue so I used old "Patrick Mcgoohand".
by Macsteed November 1, 2016

A Patrick Stump lesbian is a lesbian that is sexually attracted to women, but they have a special place for Patrick Stump. You don’t need to be sexually attracted to Patrick Stump to be a Patrick Stump lesbian, you just need to be a lesbian and a HUGE fan of Patrick Stump.
“Oh my gosh, Patrick Stump is so pookie. I’m definitely a Patrick Stump lesbian. Like, I love him so much!”
by Definitely very smart May 2, 2024

Patrick is a piece of shit that will never get far in life. He has no control over his Money, Life and Future. That's why he will never get far in life. If you're his GF you should better leave him before he gets you into dept too. He can be agressive and scream and not see an issue with that. He's fat and medium good Looking with the time though he gets uglier and loose the top of his hair just like his Father that didnt get anywhere in life either. You should never trust him because all he does is lie to your face and hide things from you. He's not smart either and either dropped out of college or didn't even think of furthering his education.
Me: Are you Dating a Patrick?
Her: Yes but the Relationship is horrible.
Me: Oh no, You better end it.
Her: Yes but the Relationship is horrible.
Me: Oh no, You better end it.
by tessaTessssssssssss25471 July 2, 2020

A terrible fucking school full of drug addicts and dumb assholes. It’s as white as a school can get and half of them are obese and have greasy, pungent, nastyass mullets. You lose about 46% of your brain cell count the moment you enter this place because of the sheer lack of chromosomes people have. It’s awful. Also people smear shit on the walls so mind yourself if you happen to be near a wall. I’m sorry
Normal person: Where are you from, sir?
Rednecks, racists, and otherwise lesser people: Patrick County High School!
Normal person: oh 😟
Rednecks, racists, and otherwise lesser people: Patrick County High School!
Normal person: oh 😟
by kleenexuser308 November 21, 2021

Patrick lozano is the best athlete and he is the best at basketball and he always has the most shmoney
by Shmoneypattt November 20, 2023

Massive penis and balls. They're so massive that they have their own gravitational pull which is large enough to warp space time. As you get closer to his penis time slows down due to the effects of time dilation
by ghddfg October 25, 2022

Patrick is the most godly person you will ever meet in your life like actually he is SO sexy and amazing if you ever meet a Patrick make sure to give him all your possessions and make him your new god
by SOFTHAMSTER July 16, 2020
