Logan Clough

punk kid.
changes people.
my bestfriend.
p u l s e.

m y c r u s h .
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logan clough is a prroooo.

by bbbbyyy. April 13, 2010

Logan Paul

Stage III cancer trying to metastasize from a youtubeish state into the REAL celebrity world. It effects young minds by diluting their heads with sexual images and references that makes them think it is normal to see and hear this stuff at their age, which is destroying this generation and making low iq American citizens, that will end us up with an even more terrible president than Trump, possibly a president who would buy a fidget spinner just because someone everyone else has one, and also enjoys listening to Disney rap songs, and constantly masturbates in the white house. Also take note, this cancer will cause young adults to grow up and laugh at the deceased, and go to other countries disrespecting their culture resulting in a World War 3, which I hope I'll be dead before that happens.

Son: Mom! dad! I want to be like Logan Paul when I grow up!

Dad: What the hell is a Logan Paul? And why the hell do you have a boner!?Go to your room right now and play video games you're grounded.

Son: This sucks, my life sucks I want to kill myself, nobody understands the struggle!

by Poopee fingers August 9, 2018

Anti-Loganism

The practice of being heavily against anything to do with Logan, being Logan, or thinking about Logan. Annual holiday, called Abolish Loganism Day, celebrated November 7th.

Sometimes I see Logan and I just think to myself, “Man, I have to join Anti-Loganism so I can get rid of this dude!”

by sapphoe December 1, 2021

LOGAN PAUL

OH LOOK I SEE A DEAD BODY MAYBE I SHOULD TASE IT

OH NO LOGAN PAUL HAS COME TO THE CEMETARY

by THE_SAVIOUR_ August 8, 2020

doing a logan

An over-priviledged white kid from upper middle class suburbia who claims to a hard core gang banger and crime lord. Also an expert in all forms of street fighting and firearms.

See that kid over there. He's doing a logan claiming to run with bloods and the crips.

by Jurgen Johanson May 12, 2009

Logan paul

A idiot

You are a Logan paul

by moving microbe October 17, 2020

Logan S

If your first name is Logan and your last name starts with S, your automatically gay. You are the gayest thing ever and you also can never win an argument against a girl. Side note~ your very fucking dumb.

Bro did you hear how gay Logan S is!? And he lost an argument to a girl name Samantha!

by WHORES MAD July 5, 2020