Chode King

A person that is the ultimate master and human embodiment of a penis that is wider than it is long.

Dude, Kraig told me that he couldn't fit into his pants today. What a Chode King...

by Chat Cholm December 12, 2009

Chode loafer

Putting a chode between two pieces of bread and rubbing it until orgasm then eating the nut bread.

We did a chode loafer last night.. it was so tasty

by tripod 8 October 26, 2018

chode fighting

Similar to cage fighting, but in this case it includes the use of chodes to whack each other until the other one needs chode cream to protect their chode from dehydrating, as in the case of rubbing on chode poison.

For my elective choice in the 9th grade I picked chode fighting, so i could slap coach g across the face with my chode.

by chodessasd January 9, 2009

Chode

A relatively wide penis that resembles a football

Dude1:did you know johny has a chode
Dude2:no way
Dude1:yea that thing is bigger in with than it is in length

by Smurf smith July 5, 2011

chode

a walrus or whale that is wider than is longer.

tom eley: your a chode
ben smith: i know, boing!

by Tom Eley August 10, 2008

Chode

for clearer definition see 'crotch monkey'

suxk tits mo' fo'

by poo August 1, 2003

chode

tiniest weirner ever

chode=1mm

by skiehf February 25, 2010