Emirates National School

look, if youre planning to join this school. literally DONT. unless you’re a horny fuck tryna get a chammaki lesbian gf.
The education is a joke, youll fail.
if you make friends here, what they’ll do to you in the end is just horrible, it’s like you never shared anything.

Emirates national School is filled with snakes.

by ih8pplsm April 5, 2022

National Clap Anyone Day

National Clap Anyone Day is on June 11th, on this day you can clap anyone without permission but if they are 14 or younger that is not allowed and you will be sent to prison.

Him: “Hey did you know its National Clap Anyone Day?” Her: “No” Him: “Ok bend over and be quiet”

by a guy named Aaron April 18, 2020

National Blowjob day

On the 30th of July it is National blowjob day

An official day newly introduced by the President of the United States Donald J Trump.He quoted “on the 30th of July it shall be national blowjob day”

by Jarred Will July 29, 2020

National Kick Eli Day

November 6th is the day for kicking people named Eli day

'do u want to go kick Eli?'
We'll get told off tho
Don't worry it's national Kick Eli day

by James Greg November 5, 2020

national crush day

October 19 is National Crush Day. Confess to your crush.

It’s October 19, it’s National Crush Day

by Hazleeeee October 19, 2025

National Trombone Appreciation Day

OCTOBER 24TH
The day where we recognize all the trombone players in the world and congratulate them for being so freaking awesome all the time.

joe: walks up to trombone player
trombone player: hey man what’s up?
joe: *hugs trombone player* happy national trombone appreciation day man!!
trombone player: aww thanks man you’re the best

by westanahealthytromboner October 23, 2019

national fuck Leo

The day where we all fuck and finger Leo

Let’s all participate in national fuck Leo day

by anonymous April 26, 2023