National Have Someone or Yourself Rub Your Dick Day

May 22nd

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It's national have someone or yourself rub your dick day

by Yeah133 May 22, 2022

National Boss Day

January 21st is national boss day. the day everyone praises Mallory Skelly.

Omg it’s january 21st. i have to text boss happy national boss day!

by lesbian badussy January 20, 2022

National jealous bitch day

Celebrate National jealous bitch day on the 9th of august by giving 0 fucks about them hoes !

“that bitch jealous”
“let her be.. we give 0 fucks”

national jealous bitch day is a celebration

by we.give.0.fuks August 9, 2019

National Oodie Day

December 15th is the day of national oodie day. A day where you wear an oodie the whole day!

Me: Omg todays national oodie day
Friend: look I have my burger one on

by anonymous November 18, 2023

National Booty Pic Day

Send this to a girl and a booty pic is required!

Yo, ima need a booty pic for National Booty Pic Day

by bootyyy33 January 14, 2021

national give your lover a ring day

February 18th is the national day to give someone you care about a ring. Preferably one from pandora. Specifically timeless wish tiara ring

“hey did you know it’s national give your lover a ring day?”

by ilikemyman February 17, 2024

virgin nation

A group of born-again virgins who thinks being a virgin makes you a superior race

Virgin nation Chant- I Pledge to be a virgin till my 18th year and too always put up a big V when around other members even is there is a big booty around

by Too Cool For Boss School February 5, 2017