National Grab Ass Day

On August 1st it’s national grab ass day, get prepared to get your ass grabbed

“Hey man did you know today is national grab ass day *grabs ass*”

by Kenz9 August 1, 2022

National Grab Dick Day

On August 31st be sure to grab a mans’ dick to celebrate!

Be sure to let your hoe outta the bag!

On National Grab dick day (two days after national slap ass day) you grab a guys dick to celebrate the holidays!

by Ieatdirtforaliving August 29, 2019

National Road Head Day

August 5th is National Road Head Day

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Show your man your appreciation in the best way possible.

Her: Wanna go for a drive?
Him: Wanna try road head?
Her: Oh yeah, it’s August 5th…National Road Head Day 🤤🤤🤤

by Bigtiddies210 August 1, 2022

National arch pic day

Send this to anyone and they have to respond with an arch pic

Its national arch pic day.

by The behemoth of rizz November 24, 2024

National Love Day

National Love Day is the day of showing love to others and how much they mean to you, National Love Day shall be celebrated in July-8, ggez.

Person-1 "It's National Love Day so I'd just like to show you how much you mean to me."
Person-2 *flushed*

by hrony July 7, 2021

National Axel Chavez butthole day

This day is April 24. You go tot he nearest Axel Chavez and pin him against the wall and insert your 9 inches into his tight butthole.

“Richie: hey Axel you know what day it is, I’ve been waiting for this day, It’s National Axel Chavez Butthole Day ”
“Axel: wait Richie we’re cousins.”
“Richie: Game is game now spread that tight hairy butthole.”
*axel crying*

by SkibiditolietRizz April 24, 2024

National grab a niggas ass day

15th of December is national grab a niggas ass day so what are you waiting for, grab that ass

National grab a niggas ass day-Approach a nigga and grab, slap that ass

by Thatbitch.LayLay December 12, 2021