National Eat Ren’s Ass day

National eat Ren’s ass day is a day where you find someone with the name of Ren and eat their ass real good for fun. PERIODT

Person 1: *eats a random Ren’s ass*
Ren: “OMG why are you eating my ass? This kinda feels good.”
Person1 : “well it’s national eat Ren’s ass day silly and it’s my favorite sport my queen!”

by RenDaGoat June 15, 2022

National Neil Roast Day

It's every day bro.

Hey guys! You'll never guess what day it is today!
Lemme guess it's National Neil Roast Day again?

by Oojiflip June 15, 2022

National grab boobs day

YOU SICK CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THIS IS OK? IF YOU FIND THIS DAY GROSS YOU ARE IN THE 100% RIGHT BUT IF YOU THINK GRABING GIRLS BOOBS WITHOUT CONSNET IS SICK AS FUCK WIERDO. GO TO PORNHUB WHERE YOU CAN SEE THAT STUFF OR WHEREVER YOU GO TO WATCH PORN JUST DONT TOUCH GIRLS LIKE THAT.

Some asshole: yay today is National grab boobs day :)

some girl: WHAT THE FUCK *slaps* GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!

by Stupid_child June 16, 2022

National kiss Savannah day

(jun.18th) Kiss Savannah. The hottest most sexiest girl out there. She will steal your virginity in a heartbeat. She is drop dead gorgeous and is a great kisser.

National kiss Savannah day is a day to kiss Savannah

Guess what day it is!
What?
It's National Kiss Savannah day!

by Bonnieandclide June 18, 2022

June 22 - National Rickroll Day

June 22 is the day you can rickroll anyone. Whether you're at school or at home.

Guy 1: Hey, it's June 22 - National Rickroll Day
Guy 2: Yeah, so?
Guy 1: *plays Never Gonna Give You Up*
Guy 2: DANG!

by RickAstleyVEERNAIN June 20, 2022

National Send Booty Pic Day

June 21, a National day to send a booty pic to your significant other

Today I got a picture of my girl’s booty since it’s National Send Booty Pic Day

by Vaj Aynah June 20, 2022

Rice Nation

For some reason Chinese people call the USA = Rice Nation

Chinese person A:

Hey, did you hear that Xiao Shen went to Rice nation?
Chinese person B:
Oh awesome, what did he say? Are they as fat as they are described?

by War7hehorseman June 21, 2022