Old White Lady Syndrome

When a person patronizes or orders others around to do simple things, entitled to others caring for their needs and wants. Other people’s needs are not as important no matter the urgency.

Person 1: I need to go to the restroom. OWLS person: I need my pillow fluffed, can you hand me my chapstick I need my toes covered completely.
Person 1: I almost peed my pants because she has OWLS (old white lady syndrome) and needed everything done for her.

by Lifelearnedhard November 19, 2023

Steel Derangement Syndrome

Steel Derangement Syndrome is an illness that plagues numerous communities, often inciting the individual showing symptoms to act irrational and unhinged.

"Silas? Nero? Doxxer? I'm fucking angry!" = Steel Derangement Syndrome

by SteelCityHater April 14, 2025

grower syndrome

Lead Cannabis growers working for a cannabis business who become defensive , possessive, and egotistical about “their” plants.

They were unwilling to be a team player, because they had developed grower syndrome.

by CoatofCats July 1, 2022

Moss syndrome

Where someone gets annoyed and shouts pointless threats.

You have developed moss syndrome
Take it back or ill not speak to you

by Jcrouch December 14, 2018

Phantom dick syndrome

when a non penis owning individual wears a strap on and genuinely feels the person around/using it while it’s attached.

“i swear to god i could feel her around me, i was having phantom dick syndrome BIG time.”

by 3y3bagsss November 19, 2023

Fredo Syndrome

When a woman barely glances at you as she walks by you at the grocery store and you get a fat fucking rock hard god cock, and proceed to stalk her until she screams and runs away.

Dude 1: Hey bro, you ever just like think a girl is attracted to you when you notice they look at you?

Dude 2: *Engage Fredo Syndrome*

Dude 2: Yeah, I saw this girl at the store when I noticed her looking at me, I could tell that she was totally eye-fucking me bro. She wanted this Fredo-dick.

by Crogert March 26, 2021

Deployment Driven Down Syndrome

A neurological disorder generally presenting itself in males aged 18-40 as a result of deploying to environments that are so hot the brain cooks inside of a helmet that is bombarded by high frequency radio waves and X-ray radiation while simultaneously trying to figure out exactly what the mission is. The people who are handicapped by this syndrome return noticably impaired in both mental and physical capabilities.

My uncle has Deployment Driven Down Syndrome (DDDS). He spent 9 months looking at the same patch of desert for 8 hours a day during OSS while running a backscatter.

by The Cap N' August 21, 2023