what are you shitting

a way of asking what someone is going to get at a restaurant because it is what they will be pooping out later. (a play on words of what you are getting)

waiter: what are you shitting today?
Customer: um can i please shit two double doubles and fries, and my wife will be shitting a chocolate milkshake. thank you.

by lockenload23 March 11, 2017

Ape Shit Mode

A mode used by Tanners that makes them 10x more retarded then they already are. It makes them violently scoop out their asshole with a rusty AID-infested knife and fling their bloody shit everywhere. All the remaining shit is quickly collected by the poop dealer to be sold on the deep web.

See all that shit on the ground? that's from some Tanner who went Ape Shit Mode.

by Fuckyoutanner69 September 24, 2019

shit is goin down

What you saw when you know something big and bad is happening.

Dude, did you hear about Jamie cheating on Zach?
Yeah, shit is goin down!

by JesseTheJohnson June 13, 2008

shit the big suit

When something terrible happens to a uniform or special equipment that you wear. Like crapping the dive suit, ski suit, or any other suit that is not easy to clean. A large mistake in the pants that also have an attached top like a union suit.

don't shit the big suit. I shit the big suit. Last week when I was out skiing I had a brand new union suit and instead of farting I shit the big suit. The first time I went kayaking I got so scared that I shit the big suit.

by dogberkley April 20, 2018

Fuck shit fuck

The word you express when you are about to die in COD, or any other multi-player game.
or when two curse words just aren't enough

*Stuck with Semtex*
"FUCK SHIT FUCK!!"

*Last alive in search*
"FUCK SHIT FUCK"

"the paper was due today"
"FUCK SHIT FUCK!!"

by LEROYYJENKINNS November 29, 2011

“boofing like shit”

statistically speaking, it simply means when you smell like shit and haven’t gotten around to that good deodorant.

man that kid tre is really “boofing like shit”.

by urboi411 June 10, 2019

Phantom Shit Perfecto

A shit which leaves behind no trace. When you wipe your arse you find that it's clean, and when you look in the toilet nothing is there. You're left wondering if you actually had a shit.

- I had a shit perfecto this morning. My arse was as clean as a polished sixpence.
- That's nothing. I had a phantom shit perfecto earlier. I didn't even have to flush.

- In heaven, every shit is a shit perfecto.

by greenlectern September 1, 2010