Zaching

Zaching is a term which describes when an individual, typically a man, lacks a normal fight or flight response and instead freezes when confronted with potentially stressful situations.

This genetic mutation (Zach gene) was particularly dangerous during the times of early humans as it made the individual susceptible to predators. The extreme aversion to confrontation is what helped the Zachs survive an early death, before they could reproduce at age 45.

The Zach gene may also be triggered when approached by pretty ladies (or dudes).

Aggressive man in the club: Fuck you man, did you spike my girl's drink? I'll kick your ass

Zach: 🧍🧍🧍

A.Man: *begins his assault*

Zach: chill,chill, *n word*

Spectators: he's Zaching, won't even defend himself

by WesternMan613 June 17, 2022

Zach

The sweetest guy you'll ever meet. Once you bond and he likes you, he'll be there for the rest of your life.

Me and Zach are an amazingly incredible couple.

by Annie V. November 27, 2017

Zach beattie

Wonderful human who I love more than anything my bb

-eme

Zach beattie is mine and you can't have them

by Ememmeemmme April 24, 2021

zach

idiot, he is such a simp, he smells and he copies avs i simp for on roblox

zach you smell

by ella the noob August 23, 2020

Short Zach

Short Zach is an asshole. And us also short.

Short Zach has a short temper.

by CrAckerasswhitebread April 23, 2018

Zach and Cathe

Zach and Cathe are besties/lovers

he sat next to her on a bus
they must be in a friends to lovers storyline like a Zach and Cathe genre

by minibananapancakes June 23, 2024

Zach

A very funny and kind person that always makes people smile. If you know a Zach then you are a very lucky person. He is not afraid to stand up for what he believes in. Zach’s are very good at making people feel loved and appreciated. Zach’s are very y’all.

That person is really tall he must be a Zach.

by Lamalexi November 15, 2019