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Turtle infatuation

To be so obsessed with turtles one actually says, "I like turtles." all of the time. Turtles are everything and anything to that person and without turtles in their life that person may perhaps perish. It is easy to spot out a turtle infatuator by the way they talk or the clothing they wear.
johnathon just got a great face paint job, what do you think? I like turtles... Man you have a turtle infatuation
by sackmaster93 July 24, 2009
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Turtle-Poop

Sitting in the bathroom and waiting a long time for results.
I rushed to the water-closet to do my duty but I just sat and sat--it was a real Turtle-Poop!
by Jerry Jacobs January 28, 2008
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Burping the Turtle

When a male engages a female in anal intercourse from the rear, with such force that his member penetrates deep enough to injure her, causing the glans of his member to emerge from her vagina.

The "head" of the "turtle" would likely be covered in "mud", enhancing the illusion.

This fantastical sexual feat was imagined in order to win a gross-out contest in Denver, CO.
"Holy shit, that dude is bangin her dirtchute so hard he's burping the turtle!"
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Turtle Porn

A word commonly associated with the YouTuber MojoOnPC who is well known for being late to his CSGO competitive match's because he's too busy jerking off in the toilet watching Turtle Porn
'I think Jordan has a Turtle Porn addiction'
by Who is Mojo u ask July 28, 2016
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Turtle Snatcher

Someone who steals and/or snatches turtles; An abductor of turtles
Girl: I heard you got your turtle stolen over the weekend.

Boy: Yeah, stupid turtle snatcher!
by Chrisman270 November 10, 2010
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creamy turtle

While in the after-glow of snoodling the circumcised man ejaculates inside the uncircumcised man's foreskin.
Dude! That's a sweet creamy turtle!
by fuzzy tweener September 30, 2009
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Turtle Chokers

"Turtle chokers are so old skool. If i wanted to keep my neck warm, i'd get a scarf!!"
by xsisblue January 29, 2009
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