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Fidelity Porn

Guys who are so into their investments portfolios that they have to wake up at looking at it....look at it couple times a day...and look at it right before they go to bed.
Babe, seriously, we're watching a movie and I know you're checking your Fidelity Porn again.
by oklahomandrea December 7, 2016
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Starbucks Porn

Simple as the name is, porn that involves a Starbucks kink. This type of porn is popular among basic bitches s it involves all their favourite Starbucks beverages.
Damn that was some kinky Starbucks Porn, she had a whole frappucino up her vag.
by WHatspoppinJimbo October 9, 2017
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LinkedIn Porn

The bottomless well of humble-brags and articles, memes, and stories that people incessantly and mindlessly share on LinkedIn - often from sources such as "Inc." or "Harvard Business Review" or some guy named Gary Vaynerchuk - and which address topics like leadership, empathy, and diversity and inclusion on an extremely superficial level.
I hate LinkedIn! I am so sick of seeing all this LinkedIn Porn with stupid quotes like "managers manage and leaders lead."
by Patton Freakin' Oswalt March 24, 2022
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Trump porn

Aggrandizing montages of news clips of Mr. Trumps best moments, watched for pleasure.
After my wife went to bed last night, I snuck downstairs and watched Trump porn.
by tho4m October 14, 2017
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Porn Slam

When you see someone quickly close their laptop screen when someone else enters the room
Hey man, what were you close our chat at 10pm? Aw dude I had to do a porn slam because my mom came in
by Dampornslam October 25, 2011
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Inspiration Porn

Everybody loves a story about an underdog who overcame incredible odds, or a prodigal son/daughter who found redemption. This in itself does not qualify as “Inspiration Porn”.

(1.) In general, Inspiration porn is when an individual takes someone else’s genuinely inspirational story and uses it to support their point of view on something. (This point of view is often revolting and completely detached from the life experience of the story they are using.)

Example: A guy posts a story about a multiple amputee athlete with something like, “Quit your excuses” when the guy is neither an athlete, or suffering from a physical disability. (Just hates fat people).

(2.) When someone takes a one in a million odds story, and tries to use it to make a case that X, Y, Z, systemic issue is not really a problem, because this one person in a million got past it.

(3.) When a person with all the tact and empathy of a rock, uses inspirational stories to justify their general lack of compassion, (often while laboring under the delusion that they themselves are beacons of total self-sufficiency.) This sort of person often pays scrupulous attention to the beginning and end of an inspirational story, while ignoring everything in between.
An inspirational story wouldn’t be considered inspirational if the outcome was likely or probable. So you’ve got to be equal parts revolting and stupid, to try and use “inspiration porn” as an argument for what every person should achieve. Especially when that life experience is completely out of your depth.

Be careful to watch out for snakes who try and use inspiration porn as an excuse to keep the world just the way it is, while ignoring systemic injustices.
by Olive989 March 21, 2023
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snuff porn

A type of illegal porn that has some sort of muder involved. It mostly is watched by people with severe emotional issues on the dark/deep web.
"Apperently Jack watches snuff porn. He needs help"
by Jay the dick September 15, 2016
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