Cumtastic Thunder Cunt

adj.-One who loves being filled with man juice, and is a roaring std filled pussy. Permiscous and full of homosexual intentions.

Bills is a cumtastic thunder cunt, he never drinks with the gang.

by Tecate Delima May 27, 2009

australian thunder kick

After you shoot your load into a girls mouth, then right before she swallows you kick her in the throat, which will cause her to choke, and she should make thunder noises as she chokes.

Dude I heard this Cady chick tried the Australian thunder kick with her dog, and she liked it

by Fitzie555556 February 12, 2014

thunder thighitis

when ones thighs seem to only grow, even when the person exercises and diets.

person a: dude so you know how i lost all that weight?
person b: yeah.
person a: so i went shopping to get new clothes and i couldn't get any pants over my thighs, even though i have lost weight.
person b: man sounds like you have come down with a classic case of thunder thighitis.

by Alex Sehlinger January 31, 2009

Thunder Scunt

The word THUNDER SCUNT means an extreme skanky cunt.

Jessica P stop sleeping with so many people, you Thunder Scunt.

"shut up you thunder Scunt......

by cmd_nj February 10, 2010

thunder theighs

See Jamin P

F-off Jamin

by Whitetiger16000 April 1, 2003

Detroit Thunder Clap

This can only be performed by a full figured, preferable black, woman. While hovering over a man's chest and booty-clapping, she lets out a barrage of shit, spraying it all over the body, bed, walls etc.

I was hooking up with this chick and gave her some chili dawgs with onions, so she gave me a Detroit Thunder Clap.

by Lilac Thirteen December 16, 2011

John Thunder-Thighs

A man with thighs so powerful that they emit the same force as mother nature herself

I wouldn't want to be between John thunder-Thighs and anything he wants

by thot#_killer October 22, 2018