muddy virgin

A Straight guy who has had anal but not Vaginal sex who claims he’s still a Virgin

Chad: I’m actually a virgin
Anna: HAVENT you had anal?

Chad: yeah but I’m still a virgin cuz I haven’t had sex like in a girls pussy.. I’m saving myself for the right girl
Anna: oh so you’re a muddy virgin

by Yachtboy2016 January 19, 2020

Virgin-ness

The state of being a virgin. Usually referencing a perpetual state of virginity.

After totally screwing up the school play, Tom was doomed to virgin-ness.

Jim-Bob is a failure with women, and as such will remain in a state of virgin-ness for the rest of his life.

by the 18 yr old nonvirgin May 29, 2011

Starwood Virgin

A first time attendee of the Starwood Festival. First experience with polyamory and or casual sex lifestyle may be implied.

Last year I was a Starwood virgin. Can I be one again this year if I didn't get laid.

by Orodar Woods May 1, 2007

Virgin Fuel

G-Fuel or Mtn Dew. Without exception, EVERYONE, who drinks these drinks is a virgin.

"Yo why you drinking that virgin fuel?"
"Consolation for never getting pussy."

by abesæd February 22, 2021

Year Virgin

Someone who has not had sex thus far into the calendar year.

Jim: "Man, I can't believe it's April and I''m still a year virgin"
Larry: "A year virgin?"
Jim: "Ya, I haven't had sex yet in 2017"

by jwizard9222 February 20, 2017

Throat virginity

Blood coming from the mouth after giving deep throat. Also comes after long oral sex sessions that involves thrust into the throat.

My throat virginity was taken after giving my boyfriend oral sex.

by XKingofhearts81 January 24, 2020

Virgin God

The Virgin God, the one true lord of all things pure. the Virgin God is a kind and fair ruler, he does not shun thee for being a non-virgin for he understands the power of temptation. The Virgin God shall never be dethroned for he wishes not to seek sexual relations with those around him. He cares for you, gives you strength and the will to move on. It is stated in the Virginality Tome that the Virgin God shall forever remain in his place for he has mastered the ways of resisting temptation. Legend says that there's only one way to properly dethrone the god, ending his reign and placing it upon a new virgin. A key that the god has created in order to maintain his role, safely kept in the God's most loyal guardian who he trust with all his heart. All hail LOAV...

Beware the key for it is the one thing the Virgin God fears most...

by Dj Met June 6, 2017