Lazy Susan Boi

A group of fuckbois that keep circling their way back around like a lazy susan.

Abel is a lazy susan boi. He always circles his way back around eventually.

by skittlesbreath October 20, 2018

the laziness chirp

when a lazy black person refuses to change the batteries in their smoke alarm

*smoke alarm chirps*

White Person: Hey Jerome, your smoke alarm seems to be running low. You know they call that the laziness chirp?
Jerome: AYY MANE I AINT HEAR SHIT MANE

by americousin November 29, 2023

Lazy Jay

Drinking heavily until the point you pass out and float uncontrollably around a lazy river

"Man, we got a free afternoon let's hit the pool and fucking Lazy Jay!!"
"This party is a bust, time to Lazy Jay this shit!!"

by Urban Gif March 28, 2024

Gender-lazy Polliwog

Jared Kushner

During TFG aka The Former Guy's regime, demure and meek Jared Kushner received illegal security clearance and committed like hundreds of felonies. When Carla saw him saunter out the White House for the last time, she exclaimed "bye, Gender-lazy Polliwog, ya little cunt. now run along and wait until you're indicted"

by Uncle Joosie April 09, 2022

Lazy Giraffe

The act of performing fellatio on a minuscule cock and tricking the owner into believing you're deep-throating it.

Chad felt really good about the size of his cock after his girl went down on him, little did he know she was giving him a lazy giraffe.

by yeahItotallyhavesex June 24, 2020

Lazy Pilot

Someone who makes a lot of money for very little work.

Michael makes a lot of money, but works like one day a week. He's just a lazy pilot.

by TruthTeller!!! April 11, 2018

Pre-laziness

1. Being sure of one's lack of interest in something before they know what it is.

2. The the ability to predict the future and want nothing to do with it.

Steve: Mike! how the hell did you not have to work today? The line was out of the store!

Mike: Yeah, I have what ya call, "Pre-laziness." I asked for the day off two months ago.

by G. GOFA May 03, 2010