Mother load

When you take a big poop

"Oh man, I gotta go mother load"

by Knightsfan2265 January 26, 2019

mother's lips

Suburban slang referring to the fattious tissue surrounding the vaginal wall, and / or oft used as a colloquial reference to ones inherent or self-evident "sexual aura".

Did you see the "Mother's Lips" on her... It was right there in her camel toe.

Dang, that woman's "Mother's Lips" was banging...

by Robert J Sr. July 7, 2014

Mother Frutter

The frutter of all frutters. He/She will get the people who you think are not frutter-able.

That man is a fiiiiine Mother Frutter! He got me in the copy room when I was bending over the copy machine filling the toner.

by Laurie Kr. February 5, 2010

Mothers Milkers

very sour milk

Mothers Milkers

by Tannon+Eli February 14, 2022

Surrogate Mother

Typically done in threesome of two females and one male. The male cums in the first females mouth, who then spits the cum into the other females vagina. Possibly resulting in pregnancy.

At the end of that threesome I became a surrogate mother.

by notthefather69 August 8, 2022

Ballet mother

Anxious parent of ballet student daughter, usually with acute control issues. Will lock the kitchen when she goes out, in case the swan-princess makes a dash for the cocktail chipolatas and can't be squeezed into her tutu for the class concert. Hates other people's children, and wants to keep her own daughter a child forever. Needless to say daughter is so busy battling self-esteem issues and eating disorders she never dances a step after the age of 10.

Paige: "Wow! Tracey's mum's a real ballet mother."
Diane: "Yeah, apparently she makes Tracey sleep in the splits and only lets her have cotton-wool for breakfast."
Paige: "Cool!"

by He-Evelyn January 28, 2014

Mother Alive

The first thing to ask when you get into a Cs:GO game to establish dominance with your teammates. You need to pronounce it with a russian accent.

Red: Blue Mother Alive?
Blue: Yes
Red: Ohh.. Why?

by Mother Alive? April 5, 2021