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Vanilla

Sex that is not Brown, Red, Yellow or Black. i.e. masturbation, oral, 69, frottage only, definitely NOT anal. From the fact that both vanilla ice cream & spunk are white. Originating in the gay scene, especially by wearers of coloured handkerchiefs which indicated visually what they were into. Now debased by other MSM as 'normal' or not kinky.
Hey mate, you into fisting? Sorry, only do vanilla these days.
by Kerkyra February 16, 2021
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Vanilla

Vanilla; not exiting, not kinky, not freaky, just boring.
"Jake is soo vanilla. sex with him is boring"
by anonymous November 13, 2020
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vanilla

person who has vanilla sex, typically involves sex which does not include elements of BDSM, kink, or fetishism.
"i like vanilla sex more, its just more romantic."
by bigfriendlynigga December 27, 2019
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Vanilla fiend

Someone who habitually drinks pure vanilla extract jungle juice. They be fiending for that shit.
Dam! Jeffrey here sure is a vanilla fiend! He fiend hard for that shit!
by Hagbbsfgbcfgbvghhv October 19, 2023
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