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porn vrat

Not watching porn in order to please the Gods
arre Bhenchod, I have a porn vrat today, the final exams are coming around
by MCBCROCKS January 6, 2016
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Fake Porn

When the porn actors and actresses don't actually have sex, but are instead using an angle that makes it look as if they are. BET©
BET: Did you hear about this thing I created called fake porn. It hasn't really hit off yet, though.
Guy: That sounds awful.
BET: It is, but it works, and you don't have as many risks and as much money in it.
Guy: Maybe I should start a career as an actor.
by Kronos 1777 (BET) March 13, 2019
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Vegetarian porn

Porn where there is only plants, but no flesh neither animals involved. And humans are animals made of flesh.

Therefore, it is the only non-zoophile porn on the web.
In the best vegetarian porn I saw, a pollen grain got to the stigma of a pistil.
by Pers0nne August 4, 2012
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Pixel Porn

Dream's fetish.
Pixel Porn.
Dream's fetish.
by Skelt April 9, 2017
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Inspiration Porn

Everybody loves a story about an underdog who overcame incredible odds, or a prodigal son/daughter who found redemption. This in itself does not qualify as “Inspiration Porn”.

(1.) In general, Inspiration porn is when an individual takes someone else’s genuinely inspirational story and uses it to support their point of view on something. (This point of view is often revolting and completely detached from the life experience of the story they are using.)

Example: A guy posts a story about a multiple amputee athlete with something like, “Quit your excuses” when the guy is neither an athlete, or suffering from a physical disability. (Just hates fat people).

(2.) When someone takes a one in a million odds story, and tries to use it to make a case that X, Y, Z, systemic issue is not really a problem, because this one person in a million got past it.

(3.) When a person with all the tact and empathy of a rock, uses inspirational stories to justify their general lack of compassion, (often while laboring under the delusion that they themselves are beacons of total self-sufficiency.) This sort of person often pays scrupulous attention to the beginning and end of an inspirational story, while ignoring everything in between.
An inspirational story wouldn’t be considered inspirational if the outcome was likely or probable. So you’ve got to be equal parts revolting and stupid, to try and use “inspiration porn” as an argument for what every person should achieve. Especially when that life experience is completely out of your depth.

Be careful to watch out for snakes who try and use inspiration porn as an excuse to keep the world just the way it is, while ignoring systemic injustices.
by Olive989 March 21, 2023
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Porn Slam

When you see someone quickly close their laptop screen when someone else enters the room
Hey man, what were you close our chat at 10pm? Aw dude I had to do a porn slam because my mom came in
by Dampornslam October 25, 2011
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snuff porn

A type of illegal porn that has some sort of muder involved. It mostly is watched by people with severe emotional issues on the dark/deep web.
"Apperently Jack watches snuff porn. He needs help"
by Jay the dick September 15, 2016
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