Jessica

The dead name of a (bigender) lesbian that everyone simps for, for no reason. a.k.a. me

Person1: Who is that girl and why is everybody simping for her?
Person2: That's somebody who used be named Jessica and is now a lesbian who doesn't know why everybody is simping for her.

by thatweebchild March 26, 2021

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Someone who is extremely good at editing. Very funny.

jessica._.clawthorne... uh, I don’t know what to put here, I don’t know you that much sorry :(

by LesbianLyrics July 9, 2021

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Jessica needs mental help

by Urbangirlthateatsdictionaries September 13, 2021

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Jessica is a dumbass bitch

by oemgeebitch November 21, 2021

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The opposite of PTSD. When you remember every thing at once with all five senses. It is so true no one can understand you. Adjectives replace pronouns and possession. Example, "Are you okay?" "Babel. Sorry I just caught a Jessica."

by Anticelestialbeatbox April 25, 2023

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The sweetest girl in the world and everything a guy needs in a girl. She’s smart, caring and beautiful. Any guy who lands a Jessica can count himself among the luckiest men in the world.

Person 1: Damn, all these girls are the same.
Person 2: Just wait you’ll find yourself a JESSICA and everything will be perfect.

by Star Wars fan 66 March 13, 2021

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