Minecraft

A great game that can be surpassed by no other.

Ryan: hey john do you want to play some fortnite
John: nah man, Minecraft is way better

by Sksksksksksksksk June 5, 2019

/buy minecraft

You wanted Minecraft so much, but you are poor, and you can't afford it. You decided to hack this site to get the thing. Like I don't know how you even get Minecraft by hacking this website.

You: Mom, let's do /buy Minecraft for me so I can play Minecraft!
Mom: Why do you want to have it, it cost me $29,99!

by bymeok October 24, 2022

Minecraft

A gateway to everything.

Person 1: Whats Minecraft?
Person 2: A gateway to everything.

by CharedWood March 8, 2023

Minecraft

A game that will get you all the ladies

A: how did you meet your girlfriend

B: we met playing Minecraft hunger games on mineplex

by Holy_feking_sheet_ball June 28, 2019

Minecraft

Minecraft is a blocky game that kids play. You can bild, kill, fight, die, and bild. You can play with your Fred’s and trap your Fred’s.

“Minecraft is cool”

by robeuyhd March 17, 2023

Minecraft

A block game.

no minecraft

by anonymous October 20, 2021

Minecraft yourself

A friendly way to tell someone to “kys”

J: You’re so bad at this game dude holy shit
T: PLEASE minecraft yourself

by Indytile January 18, 2023