IAN

Someone who excuses themselves from work and claims depression and threatens to jump

Friend A: Hey this is the amount of work you need to do
Friend B: Stop giving me work or else I will pull an IAN on you.

by Kremepi3 June 26, 2023

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ian

ian is hot. the best fuck EVER. i
fucked an ian once , luckily im dating him now and his phat juicy cock is in my all day!! i just want him to fuck me into the wall, into the DISHWASHER,
break them dishes. one time he was wrecking me with that dick and my pussy felt relief. he fucked me on the bed and broke the damn TV. he fucked me against the wall now theres a
hole. my ass feels great when his cock is inside it, anal.

ian is my fuck i want his dick in me all day long!!

by rachel paris March 19, 2021

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Ian Woodall

Ian woodall is a man who stole a bunch of old guys pensions ending up with a total of 2.5 million dollars. his annoying ass son andrew pmo sm icl but its okay in the end cos hes gonna end up like his dad in 6-7 years in jail.

stop being an Ian Woodall nobody likes you ANDREW

by halal bean burger August 24, 2025

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Ian

Ian stands for “Into kids At Nursery”

Eee look at tha scatty guy he’s Ian

by Ian’s a nonce November 9, 2023

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Ian

Ian; a villainous fiend, notorious for copius and voluptuous quantities of gangster shit.
He has a silver tongue that can convince you to take a trip to hell and look forward to the trip like a vacation in Honolulu. He may look like an honest man, but is cunning, harbors many clandestine secrets and a special malice for anyone who gets in his way.

Also known for his exceptional cooking.

"Yo, my man, you see that guy, I think he took my keys!"

"Let it go G, that's Ian."

"The hell you mean? Foo's comin up on my shit"

"I mean his pass-time consists of unaliving foos like you caught lacking, he's the walking definition of fuck around and find out."

by Gah!-No!-Stahp! November 6, 2023

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