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Farm poon

To farm poon means to actively work to get pussy. Like you are farming corn except not corn. You are farming poon.
“Bro last night Jonathan was absolutely farming poon”

It’s ok you struck out last night, we’ll farm poon tonight
by Yonatan676767 September 24, 2025
mugGet the Farm poonmug.

Aura farm

To try and look tough even when there's no obligation to
Did you see how that guy walked down the hall? There's no way he wasn't tryna aura farm.
by That's not very paragon! February 20, 2025
mugGet the Aura farmmug.

calm your farm

A phrase created by Ethan Lockyer when playing four square at primary school in 2015
calm your farm Flynn calm your farm, stop hitting little boys with balls
by goofcakes May 24, 2024
mugGet the calm your farmmug.

Old potato farming btard

Glenn Attridge
Glenn Attridge is an old potato farming btard
by Assridge November 16, 2011
mugGet the Old potato farming btardmug.

feast-farming

the act of continuously eating similar to a means of production.
anthony consumed a consistent amount for ex amount of time thus feast-farming.
by bubblefatfinalboss May 13, 2025
mugGet the feast-farmingmug.

Hoe farming

The act of promoting or demoting hoes to your active roster.
Grace loves hoe farming. She will block hoes once she decides they are too ugly for her
by azpov May 13, 2025
mugGet the Hoe farmingmug.

Haha Malachai Go Farm

Someone who has had a play on there name from Barnett To Farmett
Malachai your so stupid, Haha Malachai Go Farm
by Senior Bread Man October 23, 2020
mugGet the Haha Malachai Go Farmmug.

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