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eating crust

Hey Becky do you like eating crust

We Matt I don't eat asshole
by jackskelington September 23, 2016
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octopus eating

Using both arms to eat, with four forks in each hand. Nobody has ever been known to do it. If you do, put it on youtube.
Octopus eating is so hard as to be almost impossible
by DodoDude700 July 9, 2014
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naked eating

Eating out, besides 'eating out' at a restaurant, is what you do to a girl's pussy. I use my tongue, my lips, my fingers, and sometimes my teeth (carefully!) on my girlfriend's pussy. I love to eat her out before sex or just for fun when I crave it. There is so much more you can do with a girl than you can orally with a guy. Although I love to receive when she wants to give too.

I love to watch my girlfriend while I eat her out. Her expressions and moans are so hot. She is sometimes tangy, sometimes sweet, and sometimes tasteless. Exploring her with my tongue and feeling the texture of her pussy's lips or her clit harden is a lot of fun.

If I can't satisfy my girlfriend, I can't feel like a man. What guy doesn't want to make his girl squirm with pleasure? Keep in mind that eating out isn't just about her clit. In fact, you should avoid her clit until later and make sure she is juicy enough first. Try licking/sucking her clit while pressing up on her gspot too, after she is really into it. She will go crazy!
Sex just isn't sex until she squirts into my mouth when we be naked eating
by ej14756 April 1, 2017
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eating the concrete

when you are slammed on the concrete and your teeth break on the concrete
if you don't stop you bout to be eating the concrete
by daddy 22 December 3, 2021
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eat a toad

Sally: i hate dogs
Tom: eat a toad
Sally: eww wtf tom im not into ur fetishes
Tom: what no
by ByeHiHiHiHiHiHi December 11, 2019
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Eating Coal

When someone is really tripping about something or said something really stupid.
Michael: Did you hear what Kevin said last night?
Kobe: Man, Kevin is always eating coal.
by Wessiah December 27, 2019
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Reverse eating

Reverse eating is the act of shoving something up your ass so far, until it comes out of your mouth again.
"I'm going to reverse eat"

"What's reverse eating?"

"Oh, you can look up the definition of reverse eating on urban dictionary"
by Cimly December 23, 2018
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