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Zach

The keeper of children in his basement, and prison wallet.

besides the keeping of children, he is also very gay and enjoys having alot of coitus with men.
guy 1: Have you seen Zach?
guy 2: That guy who likes to keep children up his prison wallet and is also really gay?
guy 1: Yea that guy.
by King albert III October 6, 2023
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Zach Claybrook

"I FUCKING HATE ZACH CLAYBROOK" -everyone
Zach Claybrook be like "I asked for a penny for my thoughts, got a whole dollar back. Guess my thoughts are worth more than I thought.' winks dramatically" and nobody laughed because he is not funny AND I HATE HIM
by bruhsnake11 April 13, 2024
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Zach Attack

:when Zachary Sherman has schizophrenic episode where he sees famous characters from well known philosophy novels (like the Consolation of Philosophy, Dante's inferno, the Apology, etc.)
:When a scholar is to be persecuted and received a Tally
Bro I think sher is having a Zach Attack on the new freshman
by Lil TeddyBear April 30, 2024
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Zach Stienmann

this guy is pretty chill but oddly hangs out with a lot of asian people for some reason, he also pretends that he has never beat his meat
Zach Stienmann is such a weirdo
by benjiggty May 7, 2024
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Zach

The. Biggest. FLIRT. in. this. galaxy.

(super sweet and does not own a shirt)
Thats a Zach!!
by kittenScorpio69 November 30, 2021
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Zach

Super hot and sexy boy who probably makes the best latkes. Is very funny and sweet and the best boyfriend ever
I love Zach
by ..-…..-…-….. December 4, 2021
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Zach

Super hot and sexy boy who probably makes the best latkes. Is very funny and sweet and the best boyfriend ever
I love Zach <3
by ..-…..-…-….. December 4, 2021
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