When someone dresses up in Teenage Mutant Ninja turtle (preferably, but regular turtle will do fine) apparel, and proceeds to get their dominatrix on with a woman. The wearer of the costume gets bonus points for a "cow-a bunga, dude."
"Good lord, what happened to Jeffrey?"
"Caught his mom getting a turtle sundae from his dad."
-Conversation between Jeffrey Dahmer's aunt and second cousin.
"Caught his mom getting a turtle sundae from his dad."
-Conversation between Jeffrey Dahmer's aunt and second cousin.
by Agent$ythe May 26, 2007
by Jerry Jacobs January 28, 2008
by Phinnus April 23, 2015
While in the after-glow of snoodling the circumcised man ejaculates inside the uncircumcised man's foreskin.
by fuzzy tweener October 01, 2009
A saying when you and your friends are at a bonfire and the smoke is blowing in your face. If you say "White Turtle, White Turtle, White Turtle" the smoke will magicly stop following you and blow elsewhere.
Nine friends are sitting around a bonfire and the smoke has been blowing in your face the whole time. You say "White Turtle, White Turtle, White Turtle" and now the smoke is bothering your friend on the opposite side of the circle.
by Tkette11 July 02, 2010
by xsisblue January 29, 2009
A shy person who comes out of his/her shell if prompted to. Often a person who is shy when meeting new people and then comfortable with that person after a certain amount of time spent with them.
Person 1 : Hey, that guy must be a real emo.
Person 2 : Yeah but he's an emo turtle. He'll get up when you crack a nice joke.
Person 2 : Yeah but he's an emo turtle. He'll get up when you crack a nice joke.
by StormyDreamCloud March 27, 2010