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Errant Beavers

when you Google cunt memes to own your best pal and the results are shocking
Clifton was chatting via Hangouts to Paul, his best pal, and they were razzing each other as per usual. Clifton needed fresh, cutting material so he popped over to Google for cunt memes. instead of funny gifs and pics the results returned lots of Errant Beavers and females in repose.
by Uncle Joosie October 6, 2021
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Beaver pungent

Heradic device, symbolising a lack of hygiene on the female line.
"And the beaver pungent informs us the the third Lady Whelkingham was a stranger to soap" explained the professor.
by George Vespe May 11, 2008
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ellaha beaver

A beaver who has RedLids and a bimbi it also sounds like windex and has a lot of mountains. Ellaha beavers are most likely very salty so watch out they might bite.
Watch out there’s an Ellaha Beaver!!
by KillAllEllahaBeavers February 1, 2018
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Beaver Crickets

Pubic Lice (Crabs) found on a female.
Last night, I was about to get lucky with the chick next door, but when I got down there, I could practically hear the Beaver Crickets chirpin'...so I went home and chirped my bird instead.

Man, that ho gave me beaver crickets and now I can't stop the itch.
by Ocean Recruiter February 25, 2011
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Beaver Dam

Tiffany, you're such a bitch, you totally beaver dammed me when I was trying to hook up with Trevor last night!
by sodapopjorge May 3, 2017
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Thirsty Beaver

When a woman is aroused and fails to produce the necessary love lubricant.
I needed a full bottle of lube to work with that thirsty beaver.
by manoman044321 October 1, 2016
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Cheever beaver

The mascot of the Montana State University architecture program. A nocturnal animal, particularly fond of 2 Chainz, known to venture out of the studio only in the early hours of the morning to retrieve coffee and omelets. It is rumored that enough time spent in Cheever Hall will result in a transformation into a cheever beaver.
Ex. "Who is that tired looking kid who fell down the dining hall stairs?"
--"Oh that's just some Cheever beaver grabbing an omelet. I hear he hasn't slept in 4 days!"
by A Cheever Beaver November 12, 2013
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