Turtle-Poop

Sitting in the bathroom and waiting a long time for results.
I rushed to the water-closet to do my duty but I just sat and sat--it was a real Turtle-Poop!
by Jerry Jacobs January 28, 2008
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Turtle infatuation

To be so obsessed with turtles one actually says, "I like turtles." all of the time. Turtles are everything and anything to that person and without turtles in their life that person may perhaps perish. It is easy to spot out a turtle infatuator by the way they talk or the clothing they wear.
johnathon just got a great face paint job, what do you think? I like turtles... Man you have a turtle infatuation
by sackmaster93 July 24, 2009
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turtle biscuit

An insult used when someone looks silly or dumb, weather it's appearance or an action.
The hell are you wearing? Damn turtle biscuit.
What did you just do? Turtle Biscuit.
by Phinnus April 23, 2015
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White Turtle

A saying when you and your friends are at a bonfire and the smoke is blowing in your face. If you say "White Turtle, White Turtle, White Turtle" the smoke will magicly stop following you and blow elsewhere.
Nine friends are sitting around a bonfire and the smoke has been blowing in your face the whole time. You say "White Turtle, White Turtle, White Turtle" and now the smoke is bothering your friend on the opposite side of the circle.
by Tkette11 July 02, 2010
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Turtle Chokers

Another name for a turtle neck shirt
"Turtle chokers are so old skool. If i wanted to keep my neck warm, i'd get a scarf!!"
by xsisblue January 29, 2009
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Emo Turtle

A shy person who comes out of his/her shell if prompted to. Often a person who is shy when meeting new people and then comfortable with that person after a certain amount of time spent with them.
Person 1 : Hey, that guy must be a real emo.

Person 2 : Yeah but he's an emo turtle. He'll get up when you crack a nice joke.
by StormyDreamCloud March 27, 2010
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Sea Turtle

The last soda in the six pack rings.
Hey, go buy some more soda, I just took the sea turtle.
by thatonlinejerk August 05, 2013
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