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Noob Tube

An extremely overpowered weapon in a video game that inexperienced players (noobs) tend to spam.
It is named for the grenade launcher attachment to assault rifles in COD. Due to the fact that it requires zero effort to use, new players tend to spam it a lot. Plus it looks like a tube, hence the name "Noob Tube."

It is also available in the GMOD gamemode Prop Hunt, although in this case it's a necessary evil because the 1hp props can be frustrating to kill.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 15, 2021
mugGet the Noob Tubemug.

tubing

The act of sneaking up behind someone, without being seen, and sucking the shat out of them with a straw.
"Hey Jim I'm bored, let's go tubing" "Sounds like a great idea Alex!"
by Carmelo Osperelo January 28, 2015
mugGet the tubingmug.

Biscuit Tube PTSD

Post traumatic stress disorder caused by being startled by a biscuit tube popping open when it is tapped on a counter top edge.

When you unwrap the first cardboard layer of a biscuit tube and you’re about to hit the tube on the counter edge to pop it open, but you hesitate, knowing it will startle you… that is Biscuit Tube PTSD.
As I took the biscuit tube from the refrigerator, I felt my Biscuit Tube PTSD start to act up. In that moment I had a flashback of the time I was startled by the biscuit tube popping. Sometimes I wonder if the tube will explode causing an injury.
by Elsewhere63726 March 27, 2023
mugGet the Biscuit Tube PTSDmug.

zoom tube

A zoom tube is a nickname for a big exhaust on imports.
Check out the zoom tube on that honduh.
by d00dmanbr0 December 30, 2009
mugGet the zoom tubemug.

Tube-Rake

The mouth of an intimate partner where at least 3 of the top front teeth are missing leaving a gap big enough for them to put their teeth on the pubic bush and slide their teeth down in a raking motion until the gums contact the tube (slang for penis) without the teeth ever contacting the tube (slang for penis).
I hooked up with this cougar the other night and thought it was weird when she popped out her dentures until she gave me a Tube-Rake that didn't even come close to leaving a mark on my hog.
by milpoolSK April 24, 2023
mugGet the Tube-Rakemug.

Tube Nautique

A usually very large, but always very expensive wake or surf boat, that's never used for anything except playing loud music. Might pull a kid on a tube. Or annually at best, an intoxicated adult or two.
Don't worry about making a wake on those boaters. That Tube Nautique isn't doing anything.
by iseverypseudoymnusedup August 30, 2023
mugGet the Tube Nautiquemug.
Those blow up guys you see outside of car washes and Verizon.
I passed a car wash and saw a wacky waving inflatable flailing armed tube man.
by pinkstreak January 19, 2016
mugGet the Wacky Waving Inflatable Flailing Armed Tube Manmug.

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