Stoner

Someone who believes that any problem whether it’s small or big it can be fixed by smoking marijuana and someone who believes that any activity they do will be better if they are stoned.

Person 1: hey Matt do you wanna go bowling Tonight?

Person 2: yeah would love too but I’ll have a quick joint before wanna join? Cuz I’m a stoner ofc

by Mitchell271jonnys May 1, 2018

Stoner

A fresh baked daily treat of a human. Smells sort of like skunk, a stoner tends to enjoy carbs such as sourdough bread, pizza, and donuts. A stoner will avoid local police at all costs -regardless of being a criminal or not.

Bitch Brittany: "Tiffany, I saw a stoner the other day! They smelled like weed and non judgement ."

by Caffeinated FrogStar July 5, 2023

Stoner

Ryan fucking wheeler

If you look in the dictionary under stoner you’ll see Ryan fucking wheeler

by Yeetusdafeetus42069 October 2, 2021

Stoner

A person who usually takes a lot of drugs, especially marjiuana. And enjoys life more than most people.

Hey,you know that guy Nick...well he enjoys life more than most people! Stoner

by Stoner3883929263 December 14, 2014

stoner

A.K.A a weed smoking faggot.

Tommy is a stoner.

by RedepicfaceRedepio November 20, 2017

Stoner

Stoners typically work in IT, play video games and watch anime. They smoke a blunt before bed to help them sleep.

You’re such a lil stoner.

by IIcuddyII February 10, 2022

Stoner

A "stoner" is a person who regularly does and gets high on drugs, mostly cannabis.

He's a stoner.

by IceXXX July 17, 2021