The hunt for an essential item that IS already hard enough to find on its own, but ALSO in a situation with dire consequences if the wrong item is taken and/or the item isn't found in time.
Much more dangerous than the standard needle in a haystack.
Much more dangerous than the standard needle in a haystack.
"In front of you are one thousand buttons. One will disarm the nuke. All the others will set it off. You have five minutes."
"Agh, finding that button will be like finding the hay in the needle stack!"
"Agh, finding that button will be like finding the hay in the needle stack!"
by The_Epicness9000 March 17, 2024

by datmoonkeybooi December 18, 2016

by The unknown publisher May 18, 2023

The sexual game of stacking 2 or more fat women on top of eachother, then slipping your penis in to each one in sequence until you cum. The recipiant of your seed is the winner.
Man 1: Dude, which one of the 2 hefferlumps did you fuck last night?
Man 2: I couldn't decide so I pulled a Louisiana Stack. Shanequia was the winner. Alopecia just got dribbled on.
Man 2: I couldn't decide so I pulled a Louisiana Stack. Shanequia was the winner. Alopecia just got dribbled on.
by Bigkevsta June 3, 2017

Short stack is a short tempered midget that likes to go home after a long day at school and touch himself to pictures of his younger cousin he loves to rub his clit with a tellitubby doll and makes little moaning noises while he does it, he usually does it until his parents come home and lets them walk into his room to catch him when they do he shouts "Yahtzee" and cums all over his mum's face she screams but secretly enjoys it and then his miso walks in and wets herself at the site of it all then he jumps up on all fours and screeches as he jumps out of a window and runs off into the night completely naked
by Jewdrop crop top August 6, 2018

by Greed 99 August 23, 2011

by LoserBun May 5, 2024
