snarkle shark

a chronically snarky person.

Jane: "What are you doing, Sonny?"

Sonny: "Oh, I don't know, Jane. I'm sticking a fistful of ham & rye into my pie hole so if I were an educated person I'd say I was selling enriched plutonium to dictators."

Jane: "You're such a snarkle shark."

by angigo April 10, 2011

plant a shark

Sarcastically admitting to something that was obviously ludicrous, pointless and logistically impossible for you to do.

To plant a shark: "Why, yes, I did shoot JFK from the grassy knoll, even though I was born 17 years later. Totally planted that shark."

by One smart woman December 14, 2010

Shark-epic

Something so amazingly epic. Like if a shark were to jump out of the water and high five or suck your dick (without biting it off).

P1: Holy shit!!! The lead singer of one of my favorite bands asked me to be my friend.
P2: Dude, that's fucking shark-epic!!!

by Shadow Amadeus May 11, 2011

Shark Finning

Verb
To swim backstroke with an erection.

'Did you see Ralph? He was totally Shark Finning it over that lifeguard.'Said Paul.

by SickyMike October 17, 2014

Shark fin

Sneaking up behind someone and using four fingers jamming them into their clothed butt crack while screaming "Shark fin" in order to disrupt theiron train of thought

I just totally gave that chick a Shark fin when she was giving me a hard time

by CnDn_bacon90 November 27, 2016

Shark Fin

When ones penis tip protrudes through a hole in their underwear or clothing, either accidental or on purpose, resembling a shark fin cresting the surface of the ocean.

Tim's rush to leave the bathroom left his penis tip dangling from his open fly, revealing his shark fin to the entire office.

by Twatfacekilla326 December 30, 2015

Daffodil shark

A oversized faggot whose completely ignorant and sucks sick for a living

That snitch carter is a Daffodil shark.

by DickFlex December 20, 2018