Steamed Clam

When a woman farts and it maneuvers itself towards the front and into her vagina so she ends up having to queef it out.

My wife ripped one and gave herself a Steamed Clam.

by jtrier1 April 28, 2023

Steamed Clams

When the roast in your oven is ruined and smoke ends up coming out of your oven.

"Oh, that isn't smoke! It's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having! MMMMMM steamed clams"

by MrLoser74 August 31, 2023

Steaming Susan

The act of putting saran wrap over your face while another person defecates on it.

Steve wanted to bring the relationship to the next level so he asked Mindy to give him a Steaming Susan.

by Undercovermuthafunka November 16, 2018

steam card

What an online girlfriend asks you for --- supposedly in order for her to prepare herself for establishing a romantic relationship with you, but actually has no intention of actually meeting you or otherwise favoring you in any way whatsoever --- and what you will really feel "steamed" about if you actually do buy the card for her, since you would likely just be wasting your money and getting absolutely nothing in return.

A hot online chick promised me a "steamy" relationship if I bought her a steam card, but I figger she was merely "blowing off steam" --- i.e., making a huge show of affection without actually meaning it or having any genuine intention of linking up with me.

by QuacksO October 24, 2023

Steaming Mudslide

Somewhat similar to the cleaveland steamer only while tittie-fucking a girl you simutaniuosly take a hot staeming shit so it is smeared all the way from her boobs to her navel (ewwwwww!)

I gave that girl such a bad Steaming Mudslide that it looked like she used sewage on a slipping slide!!!

by Leon13 July 25, 2009

Steaming Dumpling

After she lets you shove balloons up her ass. You realize she’s a whore and you think of the Steaming Dumpling. Defecating in her pussy standing up.

That bitch was so grime I gave her a steaming dumpling.🥟

by Lokibrilliant April 22, 2024

Steam jackhammer

The sexual act of defecating on a subjects chest, followed by rapidly inserting a penis into the feces pile.

I gave her the steam jackhammer, she was ok with it until I finished her off with a dirty Sanchez.

by Sexual seductor February 12, 2013