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boned and owned

A descriptive phrase, referring to the ramifications of seemingly consequence-free coitus, which may include one or several of the following:

1. Pregnancy
2. Emotional attachment
3. STD
4. Unexpected "in a relationship" status appearing on said boning partner's facebook page
5. Falling into a relationship without intending to
I told my brother to use a condom with that skanky ass ho! Now he's boned and owned!!!
by Dr. Evil 518 September 10, 2010
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Ownie McOwn

An extremely 1337 CS player who has never been killed or outh4xed in his life. He is immortal in the internet gaming league known as Cal-i.
Tyler: OMG!! Guess who just wrecked on me hardcore?!

Me: Who?!?!

Tyler: OWNIE MCOWN!!

Me: NO SHIT. DID HE SIGN YOUR MOUSEPAD?!
by B money April 30, 2004
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plank owner

plank owner
Term given to a crewmember of the original crew of a newly commissioned ship.

Implies that a crew member was around when the ship was being built and therefore has bragging rights to the ownership of one of the deck planks in the main deck.
Avast dog fornicator, for it is I, poodle boy Rumsfeld, plank owner of the great shit lollipop, Iraq.
by Davy Jones September 26, 2005
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Owned In The Face

A term used in most online games meaning to get killed an extensive amount and not killing the other player.
Person A: I just got a killamonjaro!!! You got owned in the face nukkas!
by Kevin and Greg November 30, 2005
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ownzone

A place that someone visits after they are completely and utterly owned.

Commonly followed by:
gf neckbeard u mad?
Welcome to the ownzone!
Hey nerd, this is our system. Welcome to the ownzone. You are about to lose your entire fleet. Good Fight nerd.
by eveisreal October 10, 2012
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self-ownage

Same as above, added related words
Darwinian awards are full of self-ownage
by DarkDuskX December 30, 2005
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Ownage

(Adj.) Ownage.

Ownage is past tense for the act of "owning" an opponent in a game of skill, in wich one player dominates the other with ease.

Used as an adjective, it describes/emphasizes the greatness, or great value of something. It can also describe severity.

The word is typically used over the internet, and is most commonly abundant in the computer gaming community; Even more specifically, the Half-life and Counter strike communities.
- Man, that game of counter-stike we played was ownage!

- Damn, the ownage they layed down on us in that last game was pretty bad. We need to practice some more.
by Russ_Conscript September 25, 2004
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