Martin Dzimbaník

He is the best guy ever... You have never seen anyone like him. He is loyal, cute, sexy, smart, creative, kind, gentleman and a lot more... He loves like no one else, his love is just precious. When he falls in love with someone he isn't playing.
When he falls in love he is able to do anything he can for his love.

If you ever see him you have to go talk to him. You don't have to be shy or anything

You're such a Martin Dzimbaník
Trish: "You will never believe who I saw"
Jessica: "Who did you see"
Trish: "I saw Martin Dzimbaník"

by Malcolm is best bro love you July 17, 2019

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George RR Martin

Demon from Mexican folklore, who prays on naughty children who do not finish their Quesadillas. Known to be especially attracted to the greasy qualities of mexican cooking. Announces presence through incessant tapping of your leg while watching you eat, often annoying you with constant questioning about food you should not and will not give him.

"Oh boy I really George RR Martin this time"

"Finish your food Pablo, or the fat man will finish it for you!"

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martin griesbeck

has a very very large penis

He has a cock like Martin Griesbeck

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jose martin villar

Venezuelan male best described by the meaning of his initials “JMV” (Jugador Mas Valioso) or most valuable player (MVP) in English.

he is Jose Martin Villar, the JMV!

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stacy martin

That one asistaint principal that's a snich ass bitch and gets on everyone's nerves and is the one to break up all the good fights in the hallway during passing period ps. loves big mac's.

Girl 1:COME AT ME BITCH
Girl 2:O HELLL NO

Stacy Martin: STOP FIGHTING BE A SCHOLAR

by Yo_momma_gay_asf July 10, 2019

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