When a man masturbates and doesn’t have a towel to clean up
He bashes the head of his penis on a door frame to wipe it off
He bashes the head of his penis on a door frame to wipe it off
by Knock on wood March 21, 2024
Tommy knocking is the act of knocking on somebody's window, to see if anyone's home and proceeding to rob the place if it appears vacant.
by Leonids Brutus January 24, 2022
by UrGrandmasDawg June 13, 2017
When someone feels entitled to knock hard on your door, they think you are obligated to them in some way. It is a very disrespectful power-move. People who respect you, are scared of you, or owe you something wont knock hard on your door; they will text and say, "I'm here. :)"
"You think I am in danger? No, I am the danger. You think when someone opens their door and gets shot, it'd be me? No, I am the one who knocks" -Breaking Bad
"It's a hard knock life for us" -Orphan Annie & Jay-Z
"It's a hard knock life for us" -Orphan Annie & Jay-Z
by JewJuBee July 19, 2018
It's the hard knock life.
by sigmundur March 31, 2018
When one is expecting reward, only to receive punishment.
Instead of treated, we get tricked
Instead of kisses, we get kicked
Instead of treated, we get tricked
Instead of kisses, we get kicked
Me: Hey Mom, I took out the trash.
Mom: Oh good, now you can go dig for the recipe you just threw out.
Me: What hard knock life.
Me: Hey game developer, I found this crazy duplication exploit. As proof of concept, I duplicated a few items.
Developer: Market saturation! Permaban!
Me: Reporting bugs in this game is a hard knock life.
Mom: Oh good, now you can go dig for the recipe you just threw out.
Me: What hard knock life.
Me: Hey game developer, I found this crazy duplication exploit. As proof of concept, I duplicated a few items.
Developer: Market saturation! Permaban!
Me: Reporting bugs in this game is a hard knock life.
by Masogir November 05, 2019