T.A.M.F.U.M.O.A.B.B.W.S.

the proper way to pronounce this is TAM-FUMO-ABUH-S
this is worst insult you can do to a woman of above average weight. it stands for the absolute most fucking ugly mother of a blue back whale slut. this emphasis' the point of them being ugly, fat, slutty, and overall just undesirable...should only be used if a fat woman burns you and you have nothing else in mind to say.

Man: holy shit your fat i wouldnt touch you with a ten foot pole with a condom on the end!
Friend: oh snap!
Fat woman: that aint what you said last night.
Friend: omg nasty...
Man: ugh gross you are T.A.M.F.U.M.O.A.B.B.W.S.
Fat woman: *shock* *Silence* *cry*

by iseeuglypeople32 December 31, 2008

F.U.B.

Fucked Up Bastards - A rap group in Hershey, PA which was started in the fall of 2004.

Martin: "Yo, what are you listening to?"

Steven: "I'm listening to F.U.B., dawg."

by Huj w Dupe December 23, 2007

F.U.I.

Facebooking Under the Influence.

The modern equivalent of the Drunk Dial.

When you wake up to find that you or one of your friends has posted comments that they would usually censor.

Last night I got caught F.U.I. again, that photo of my nipple was supposed to be a private message not a wall post.

by fouii January 21, 2012

f.u.c.k.

1)to have sex
2)to mess with i.e. "why u fuckin wit me"

1)in old days in some kingdom people were not allowed to have sex without permission of the king. thus they had to paint on their doors when they got permission "fornication under consideration of the king" f.u.c.k.
2)you dont wanna fuck wit me

by macaca October 29, 2006

F.U.F.B.

Fuck you frat boy

A derogatory term aimed at losers who buy friendships and thrive on cheating in college and raping young ladies.

Frat Boy: "Ladies come to our party tonight"
Ladies: "F.U.F.B."

by Coliebear March 30, 2008

brk-s.n.a.f.u.

A stupid racist who tries to make himself look smart by using racist and derragatory comments. He thinks he is smart, however he is the worst debate ever to curse any forum. He continues on insulting people with dumbass comments, when he knows he is defeated.

brk-s.n.a.f.u. makes another dumb comment, and further proves his age and I.Q. are the same, 5.

by Bluebones July 21, 2003

F.U.C.K

F.U.C.K = Follow ur child kidnapper. He might do some help

Person 1: "Are you going to F.U.C.K?"
Person 2: "WTF?"

by dunnowho October 20, 2006