by Jmos the shark February 27, 2022
Get the Jmos the sharkmug. Sarcastically admitting to something that was obviously ludicrous, pointless and logistically impossible for you to do.
To plant a shark: "Why, yes, I did shoot JFK from the grassy knoll, even though I was born 17 years later. Totally planted that shark."
by One smart woman December 14, 2010
Get the plant a sharkmug. Those people who are obsessed with Shark Week and insist on posting gratuitous amounts of pointless Facebook statues about Shark Week.
"Omg Finally Shark Week is here i can't wait to blow up everyones news feed"!
"Wow your such a Shark Tard"!!!!!
"Wow your such a Shark Tard"!!!!!
by Left4Dead Broooooski :) August 5, 2011
Get the Shark Tardmug. by SSP17 June 12, 2022
Get the ghost sharkmug. Something so amazingly epic. Like if a shark were to jump out of the water and high five or suck your dick (without biting it off).
P1: Holy shit!!! The lead singer of one of my favorite bands asked me to be my friend.
P2: Dude, that's fucking shark-epic!!!
P2: Dude, that's fucking shark-epic!!!
by Shadow Amadeus May 11, 2011
Get the Shark-epicmug. Sneaking up behind someone and using four fingers jamming them into their clothed butt crack while screaming "Shark fin" in order to disrupt theiron train of thought
by CnDn_bacon90 November 27, 2016
Get the Shark finmug. A gutter-shark is a female whom spends her mental time in the gutter(perverted) sense. The description is meant to entice one to think of their perveted ways in a humorous manner.
A female that lurks in the abyss of the gutter wading for her kill on perversion.
A female that lurks in the abyss of the gutter wading for her kill on perversion.
Then Shelby said “ I’m less interested in length and more interested in girth”, as she turned and stared with intent, and I knew right then she was a gutter-shark, because we weren’t even talking about sex, we were discussing food choices.
by Crapapplez October 3, 2019
Get the Gutter-Sharkmug.