Floor Jam (noun):
/ˈflɔ r ˌdʒæm/
1. A once-proud packet of fruit spread that briefly embarked on a solo journey across the restaurant floor, only to be scooped up, dusted off, and served with unearned confidence.
2. Culinary betrayal in condiment form.
3. A gourmet condiment that’s been lovingly marinated on the floor for 3-5 seconds before being returned to your plate by a server with the boldness of a street magician and the hygiene standards of a raccoon
Bonus synonym: Rogue preserve
/ˈflɔ r ˌdʒæm/
1. A once-proud packet of fruit spread that briefly embarked on a solo journey across the restaurant floor, only to be scooped up, dusted off, and served with unearned confidence.
2. Culinary betrayal in condiment form.
3. A gourmet condiment that’s been lovingly marinated on the floor for 3-5 seconds before being returned to your plate by a server with the boldness of a street magician and the hygiene standards of a raccoon
Bonus synonym: Rogue preserve
Example sentence:
“I asked for raspberry jam, not floor jam. There’s a difference—and it’s about 10 seconds of rolling time.”
“I asked for raspberry jam, not floor jam. There’s a difference—and it’s about 10 seconds of rolling time.”
by P73 Fox May 31, 2025
Get the Floor Jammug. by Trix master March 16, 2017
Get the throwing the cards on the floormug. The act of laying or sitting on the floor either alone or with friends. Often used to destress and chill out. Usually an unplanned event and is triggered by one person laying or sitting down and others joining.
"Why are all of you on the floor, there are chairs right there"
"We're having Floor Time right now."
"We're having Floor Time right now."
by Girlygirlwithagirlysecret February 23, 2025
Get the Floor Timemug. Slang for a big, disgusting mess. It can be used to refer to something that’s actually physically filthy, or something that’s just a mess. Similar to saying that something is “like a trainwreck.”
by Robby_ April 11, 2024
Get the Piss on the Floormug. by Floorgangouh July 15, 2020
Get the Floor Gang Ouhh!mug. - Where is Derek? I went to his office but didn't see him.
- Have you looked in a corner or under his desk? He's known as a bit of a floor whore.
- Have you looked in a corner or under his desk? He's known as a bit of a floor whore.
by ohnojan September 9, 2022
Get the floor whoremug. by cockboggler October 25, 2015
Get the floor jellymug.