Xavier Valentino Edwards

Xavier Valentino Edwards is a guy who isn’t even a human. He’s extraordinarily amazing and he’s the sort of person anyone can go to: when you’re stressed, upset, angry, bored or even happy and you need to share it with someone. He will be the guy. He’s a guy who loves blue Fanta and wants to live in China, will probably hide in Ikea at times and be in hospital around 6 times a month, and you’ll tell him something but he’ll just ask the same question again. But a Xavier is a kind, sweet, loveable person who EVERYONE loves. A Xavier Valentino Edwards is a sports fanatic who loves the gym but also eats all the shit in the world, annoys the fuck out of his friends but in the end, we all know it’s a loveable annoyance. He’s a sexy as fuck dude who would break anyone’s neck if they angered him in one snap, yet keep his cool in that very moment. Many people will forever look up to him. Although a Xavier Valentino Edwards has been through so much, this Xavier always puts everyone before him by 100%, so caring and cute. He has been through too much shit, way more than the average person normally intakes, but a Xavier Valentino Edwards is a strong hearted Italian who would do anything for love, family, friends and trust. And he gets in loads of shit because he’s known for being a bad boy. He is my best friend and he will always be.

New teacher: you’re making too much disruption, what’s your name?

Xavier: ..Bob, Bob Kabob Miss why?
New teacher: Funny, your real name now please?
Random snake in class: It’s Xavier Romeo Sebastian Fieri Vivaldi Valentino-Edwards Miss! But..it’s too long so just say Xavier Valentino Edwards I guess

by Zayasexymfxoxo January 9, 2018

J Edward

A guy that doesn’t know what he wants and goes through breakups that seem odd . He is still not over his “ 2019 ex” but is dating someone at the moment . He’s pretty cute and he knows it but sometimes his self esteem is kinda low and he feels alone most of the time . He low key wants to go back to his ex but he is scared that she will reject him so he stays in his comfort zone . He has alot of goals in life but for some reason is at a pause in life . He’s a good person with such a good heart and he could be the love of your life !

Hey J Edward ! You seem pretty funny I kinda like you !

by Your lovebug November 23, 2021

Misty Edwards Type Nigga

A type of woman who claims to pursue God even to the point of poverty...gasps at double homicide memes and when she sick of being po, hooks wit a ugly guy talkin bout God provide...please bitch thats hypergamy.

My sister and our friends were watching the double homicide meme. My friends and I were laughing hysterically at this and this Misty Edwards Type Nigga does nuthin but gasps cuz abortion. If you dont get out of here with yo self righteous ass.

by Why cant I use the word drugs October 3, 2023

Edward Silcock

Edward Silcock is the funniest person you'll ever meet. His work in school is fantastic and he is brilliant in sport. Edward Silcock has 2 younger brothers called Joe and Dom. They have 2 guinea pigs, their names are Liberachi and rocket. Edward Silcock is one of the most amazing people you've ever met.

"Who's he?"
Edward Silcock
"Never heard of him"
Well that's sad isn't it?
"Why?"
Because he is the most funniest and kindest person you'll ever meet

by Hidrjfrjgghdrhrefrjfjwjf December 8, 2020

Edward

If you ever meet an Edward... be careful... he has a thing for for pale lip biting spider monkeys.

He has problems.

Person 1: You see that sparkly silhouette over there?
Person 2: Yeah, that Edward.
Person 3: Oh no, not Edward, i dont wanna see that fucking sparkly monkey!

by pedagogegyma May 23, 2023

lily edwards

A bitch.

Lily Edwards is a bitch.

by Anonymous Quaka October 9, 2020

edward

a sussy baka

have u seen edward today? yes sussy baka uwu 🥺🥺

by duhpresseddoggi July 15, 2021