Dusty Unicorn

Doing a line of cocaine off someone's erect penis

Richard: "Hey Guys, I have blow, wanna do a dusty unicorn off my boner?"

"Hey, you ever done a dusty unicorn? Cause I got blow... And an erection"

Cocaine and an erection... All the ingredients you need for a dusty unicorn.

by B-Jects March 12, 2025

Dusty Unicorn

Doing a line of cocaine off of an erect penis

Hey, I have cocaine and a boner! Wanna do a dusty unicorn ?

I did so many dusty unicorns off that guy's dick last night, my nose hurts.

They were doing so many dusty unicorns off me last night, I feel like my dick might fall off.

by B-Jects March 24, 2025

Dusty Doorknob

An idiot, used as alternative to "dumb fuck"

How could you not do the simplest thing, you dusty doorknob!

by NicoZee June 5, 2024

Dusty Sluder

That moment when your favorite Indian restaurant is closed because someone dropped a massive uncontrolled & catastrophic dump on the dining room floor.

"Man we couldn't get that 🔥 🔥 🔥 chicken tandoori today because some jackass dropped a catastrophic Dusty Sluder in the middle of the restaurant entrance."

by StillLucidSomehow June 7, 2024

Dusty nuggets

Marijuana laced with Percocet or cocaine

Damn, I ain’t know shawty was smoking them dusty nuggets

by Groove City PNut June 13, 2024

Dusty Plums

Dusty Plums are the sweetest of fruit. They are plums that are so ripe the skin is almost splitting. They leave you drenched and sticky but they're delicious on a hot summer day.

They're also the term for a thirst trap video including an attractive person biting into a dusty plum and getting the juice all over themselves. The original Dusty Plum video was posted on Threads in the summer of 2024. The OP bit into a overripe plum and let out a primal growl that left many watchers similarly wet and sticky.

These Dusty Plums have me yearning, dude. I can't handle watching any more of those videos.

by 11thMeh July 9, 2024

dirtbag dusty

Active Dirtbag status lurking around creeping in the Mercy North Auburn Apartments is a traitor and will sleep with your girl quick status but definitely will have your back as well as your girls.

Sis: hey bro what are you up too??
Bro: just doin what I do best !!
Sis : oh yeah and what’s that ???
Bro: just livin up to my name dirtbag dusty!!!!
Sis: oh ya sounds pretty entertaining!!!!

by Banglajess July 11, 2024