closet christians

Athiests who harbor unreasonable resentment towards God. How can they resent something that by definition they don't believe in? Also, put any athiest on their deathbed and they'll be the first to pray for mercy.

"Oh my god, he's shooting at me! Please, God, don't let him kill me! NOOOOOOOO!" (bang bang)

by Myles McOmp March 27, 2004

Cosette

White girl with a big bubble butt who loves to beat up boys because it makes her look like a bad ass, doesn't care about much but is totally up for anything that is crazy and fun and causes trouble. Needs to go desperately to MAA (Monster Addicts Anonymous) and thinks everyone is a douche. Acts like a tomboy but wears Hollister all the time.

Person: "You stole my Monster!"
Cosette: "I don't care"
Person: "Your such a Cosette"
Cosette: "Douche"

by kathy.2012 November 22, 2010

comethazine

codeine+promethazine (ingredients of cough syrup that people usually add to lean)

Do you have some comethazine on you bruh?

by hentyy September 1, 2019

Coleton

A horrible youtuber that is a HOE and is very ugly but he thinks he is cute.

Eww he must be a Coleton.

by Bigiies February 9, 2018

Coleton Masdick

The person who every guy wants to be and every girl wants to be with.

I wish I was like Coleton Masdick.

by Coleton M February 21, 2009

Closet Case Food-Hoarder

Someone who is obsessed with food and stores it in places where no one will find it, such as laundry baskets, drying machines, ect.

I went to my cousin's house yesterday and was looking for a t-shirt in the laundry basket when I found her stash of cookies, fruit roll-ups, and brownies. Shes such a closet case food-hoarder.

by blahblahwords May 16, 2010

closet pevert

a closet pervert is someone who act like they arent a pervert but the actually are

Regan (at school): im not a pevert or a closet pervert
Regan(at home):hay sierra look at this meme about dick cakes
sierra: regan your such a closet pevert

by elliebaby2002 November 27, 2017