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Beaver Crickets

Pubic Lice (Crabs) found on a female.
Last night, I was about to get lucky with the chick next door, but when I got down there, I could practically hear the Beaver Crickets chirpin'...so I went home and chirped my bird instead.

Man, that ho gave me beaver crickets and now I can't stop the itch.
by Ocean Recruiter February 25, 2011
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Beaver Dam

Tiffany, you're such a bitch, you totally beaver dammed me when I was trying to hook up with Trevor last night!
by sodapopjorge May 3, 2017
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beaver canoe

when you squash your penis in a hydraulic press creating a beavers tail and folding it into a canoe shape
she wanted to know how freaky i am so i preformed the beaver canoe
by slimjimniggybobit November 13, 2018
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Beaver Cheeks

Having really big cheeks on your face, especially when you smile.
Though unecessary, it makes ever more sense if you have buck teeth.
That guy has some big ass Beaver Cheeks.
by TheFiend138 May 25, 2016
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Reverse beaver

Def 1: wayyy better than reverse cowgirl

How to: you lay on your side on the d of course or fake one then you start clicking your Teeth like a beaver

Who for: people with beaver fetishes
Hey baby wanna reverse beaver tonight?
by Probeav69 March 7, 2020
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Errant Beavers

when you Google cunt memes to own your best pal and the results are shocking
Clifton was chatting via Hangouts to Paul, his best pal, and they were razzing each other as per usual. Clifton needed fresh, cutting material so he popped over to Google for cunt memes. instead of funny gifs and pics the results returned lots of Errant Beavers and females in repose.
by Uncle Joosie October 6, 2021
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ellaha beaver

A beaver who has RedLids and a bimbi it also sounds like windex and has a lot of mountains. Ellaha beavers are most likely very salty so watch out they might bite.
Watch out there’s an Ellaha Beaver!!
by KillAllEllahaBeavers February 1, 2018
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