Thirsty Beaver

When a woman is aroused and fails to produce the necessary love lubricant.

I needed a full bottle of lube to work with that thirsty beaver.

by manoman044321 October 1, 2016

Cheever beaver

The mascot of the Montana State University architecture program. A nocturnal animal, particularly fond of 2 Chainz, known to venture out of the studio only in the early hours of the morning to retrieve coffee and omelets. It is rumored that enough time spent in Cheever Hall will result in a transformation into a cheever beaver.

Ex. "Who is that tired looking kid who fell down the dining hall stairs?"
--"Oh that's just some Cheever beaver grabbing an omelet. I hear he hasn't slept in 4 days!"

by A Cheever Beaver November 12, 2013

beaver canoe

when you squash your penis in a hydraulic press creating a beavers tail and folding it into a canoe shape

she wanted to know how freaky i am so i preformed the beaver canoe

by slimjimniggybobit November 13, 2018

beaver bumping

When two pussies are bumped together in a sexual thrusting motion (with or without a double dildo) in order to gain sexual satisfaction

The bull dykes were caught beaver bumping in the middle of broad daylight.

by Grandmaster J cast December 6, 2013

Beaver Dam

When a woman cock blocks another woman

Tiffany, you're such a bitch, you totally beaver dammed me when I was trying to hook up with Trevor last night!

by sodapopjorge May 3, 2017

Beaver Crickets

Pubic Lice (Crabs) found on a female.

Last night, I was about to get lucky with the chick next door, but when I got down there, I could practically hear the Beaver Crickets chirpin'...so I went home and chirped my bird instead.

Man, that ho gave me beaver crickets and now I can't stop the itch.

by Ocean Recruiter February 25, 2011

Beaver Cheeks

Having really big cheeks on your face, especially when you smile.
Though unecessary, it makes ever more sense if you have buck teeth.

That guy has some big ass Beaver Cheeks.

by TheFiend138 May 25, 2016