beaver dam

(noun)- A friend who acts as a buffer between you and an unattractive female (see: ugly ass bitch). Plural- beaver dams

(verb)- to block an unattractive female from hooking up with a friend upon his/her request. Past tense: -med
Damn, to keep that ugly drunk bitch from fucking me, I need my friend to be my beaver dam. (noun)

Was I just beaver dammed by that guy? (verb, past tense)
by A friend and his beaver dam November 29, 2007
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Reverse beaver

Def 1: wayyy better than reverse cowgirl

How to: you lay on your side on the d of course or fake one then you start clicking your Teeth like a beaver

Who for: people with beaver fetishes
by Probeav69 March 08, 2020
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beaver attack

Beaver attack: When a girls bush grows so long it engulfs her alive. Ergo a beaver attack.
Jeff: I was banging that girl last night but she had a beaver attack. So I just ended up jerking on to her mom while she was asleep.
Zack: Yeah man I hate when that ends up happening! My girl had a beaver attack once... her mom gets nervous around me now...
by Whip that b February 06, 2017
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beaver bumping

When two pussies are bumped together in a sexual thrusting motion (with or without a double dildo) in order to gain sexual satisfaction
The bull dykes were caught beaver bumping in the middle of broad daylight.
by Grandmaster J cast December 06, 2013
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Beaver Song

The rhythmic sound of balls slapping a girls ass during sex.
Dude you were hitting that so hard last night I could hear the beaver song from the next room.
by NUboston August 07, 2011
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Crack Beaver

Someone who likes to smoke the drug 'Crack', will get this word said to them all the time
Colby: "Jon Rushby is a Crack Beaver!"
Jon: "Hey man its some goood shit!"
by Colby McFarlane January 18, 2008
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beaver bashing

The act of female masterbation. Excluding the clitoris. Full finger penetration.
That girl cant stop beaver bashing in the washroom!
by zarrra February 07, 2015
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