beaver dam

(noun)- A friend who acts as a buffer between you and an unattractive female (see: ugly ass bitch). Plural- beaver dams

(verb)- to block an unattractive female from hooking up with a friend upon his/her request. Past tense: -med

Damn, to keep that ugly drunk bitch from fucking me, I need my friend to be my beaver dam. (noun)

Was I just beaver dammed by that guy? (verb, past tense)

by A friend and his beaver dam November 29, 2007

Flag

Get the beaver dam mug.

ellaha beaver

A beaver who has RedLids and a bimbi it also sounds like windex and has a lot of mountains. Ellaha beavers are most likely very salty so watch out they might bite.

Watch out there’s an Ellaha Beaver!!

by KillAllEllahaBeavers February 01, 2018

Flag

Get the ellaha beaver mug.

Beaver run

When a girl rubs her come filled beaver across the bed before cleaning herself up..

And then she did the beaver run to the bathroom...

by Nutjob1974 October 22, 2015

Flag

Get the Beaver run mug.

beaver attack

Beaver attack: When a girls bush grows so long it engulfs her alive. Ergo a beaver attack.

Jeff: I was banging that girl last night but she had a beaver attack. So I just ended up jerking on to her mom while she was asleep.
Zack: Yeah man I hate when that ends up happening! My girl had a beaver attack once... her mom gets nervous around me now...

by Whip that b February 06, 2017

Flag

Get the beaver attack mug.