Turtle-Poop

Sitting in the bathroom and waiting a long time for results.

I rushed to the water-closet to do my duty but I just sat and sat--it was a real Turtle-Poop!

by Jerry Jacobs January 28, 2008

Turtle infatuation

To be so obsessed with turtles one actually says, "I like turtles." all of the time. Turtles are everything and anything to that person and without turtles in their life that person may perhaps perish. It is easy to spot out a turtle infatuator by the way they talk or the clothing they wear.

johnathon just got a great face paint job, what do you think? I like turtles... Man you have a turtle infatuation

by sackmaster93 July 24, 2009

Turtle Chokers

Another name for a turtle neck shirt

"Turtle chokers are so old skool. If i wanted to keep my neck warm, i'd get a scarf!!"

by xsisblue January 29, 2009

Emo Turtle

A shy person who comes out of his/her shell if prompted to. Often a person who is shy when meeting new people and then comfortable with that person after a certain amount of time spent with them.

Person 1 : Hey, that guy must be a real emo.

Person 2 : Yeah but he's an emo turtle. He'll get up when you crack a nice joke.

by StormyDreamCloud March 27, 2010

turtle biscuit

An insult used when someone looks silly or dumb, weather it's appearance or an action.

The hell are you wearing? Damn turtle biscuit.
What did you just do? Turtle Biscuit.

by Phinnus April 23, 2015

green turtle

Having sex with a turtle ( woman on her back) while she is sea sick on a ship.

On the ferry to Amsterdam I green turtled this chick.

by Johnson mcfarley February 15, 2014

turtle head

(Chinese English) A penis, especially with its foreskin.

Is it true white boys don't have turtle head?

by davarinofuntucson June 14, 2013