Jew-ntaro

(1 Derogatory term for a tacky Mexican who is a cheapskate

(2) a Mexican who is a tight ass with their money

(3) stingy, cheap, penny pincher, piker, tightwad of Mexican descent

(4)A mix between a Jew and a Chuntaro

Sgt Brown: you owe my lunch

Ssg Gonzales: do to consequences beyond my control we just got a free lunch i was going to pay for lunch thus my debt is settled.

Sgt Brown: your a Jew-ntaro, half Jew half Chuntaro

by Logan Seagull June 22, 2011

Jew Whore

An ugly chick who cheats on you.

Karthik: Hey is it true that you and Jenny smashed?
Me: No. That bitch is a fucking stupid, cunty, ugly, fat, faggot-lipped Jew Whore

by KaiglerFucker42 January 12, 2018

chalupa jew

a mexican jew; something you dont want to be called

mike stole my bike so i celled her a chalupa jew

by paul bunyan March 9, 2009

Jew Boy

One who is named Shane and is Jewish. Can often be used to get the attention of a Jewish boy. Also these boys do not get bitches.

"Hey Jew Boy, why don't you come over here. So you can suck this dick."

by Purplelovinboy June 13, 2016

Jew Penis

also see: Godzilla Cock

"Oh my god! It's a jew penis! It's going to crush us all!"

by Jewperman August 31, 2008

What the Jew

Anti-semitic alternative to "What the Fuck?"
Used by those who have a profound hate for Jewish citizens for no good reason, or to instill shock and astonishment within peers and acquaintances at one's loose morals and tongue.
However, it can be a source of immense hilarity for many like this, much of the Urban Dictionary community included.

Randall: "So I was walking down the street, and I saw this guy buying a packet of Sweet Chilli Heat to perform a Blazing Garbonzo on his mum."
Jeeb: "What the Jew is a Blazing Garbonzo?"

by angry piece of shit October 6, 2009

jew-happy

When one is/finds himself being over-enthusiastic about discovering money he did not remember he had in his pants pocket

guy: holy shit i found a dollar in my pocket

guy2: quit being so jew-happy

by jew baby September 19, 2007